The nerve of this bus driver to try and get buck with me this morning…

I take two buses to and from work. I don’t even live far from work but because of the crazy ass bus routes downtown, I’m forced to take two buses. Thankfully, my job pays for the $50 monthly bus passes. Anyway… yesterday and Monday, the weather was extremely hot. Being seven months pregnant only makes the heat worse for me.

I make sure I have my big styrofoam cup of ice water to get me by… drinking water and staying hydrated is about the only thing that keeps me from breaking out in a horrific sweat. I had my styrofoam cup loaded with ice water and I joyfully sipped on it while waiting on the first bus. Got on the bus… went through construction hell downtown, dazed out… I have a bad habit of dazing out sometimes. I look up and the bus driver gets off the bus, this throws me off completely. Sometimes when bus drivers are ahead of their timed schedules they take little breaks. I look up again, dude behind me gets off, then I look around and I’m like hey this is my stop!! I jumped up, but not too fast… lol and got off the bus.

I walked a block down to the second bus stop and realized that I left my cup on the bus!! I was just too crushed, little stuff like that messes my whole morning up. So back to ole girl trying to get buck… This morning as I was about to get off the first bus, she gonna say “You know you left your cup on the bus yesterday?!…” I immediately start apologizing… then she interrupts, “You had it spilt all over my seats!!.”

Ladies and gents, note that she said spilt, not spilled.

I decided that I wasn’t going to keep apologizing and I left it by saying, “Yeah I realized I left it after I got of the bus yesterday.”

She had to come all at me like she was my mama LOL and all that wasn’t necessary so I felt one apology was enough for her stank ass.

This weather is no joke for real though… yesterday, I think the heat index was about 105 degrees. Actually anything over 90 degrees feels the same to me… which is too fucking hot. My body doesn’t distinguish between 90 and 95, it’s just all HOT.

My day at work was okay I suppose… it seemed longer than the eight hours I was there. But that is how everyday feels. I’m supposed to be in training the end of this month through August 10. My coworkers are wagering whether or not I will make it through the entire training before my twins are born. LOL… so far the odds are against me. Well if training ends on the 10th or that Friday, it will still be before my predicted date.

I need to go grab something to eat and rub my belly down in cocoa butter.

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