Geek at Heart
Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 4:10 am · 19 views
Okay, so maybe I am a geek (*smh@JT*) because I realize that TechTV owns me. My friend, Andrew always told me at work how great this channel is and I was disappointed because I didn’t have cable at the time. I first saw TechTV at my mom’s house about two years ago. Now that we have DirecTV, I’ve started to watch this channel regularly. Fresh Gear and Screen Savers are a couple of good shows on TechTV.
I love technology and building things. As a child, Legos was my favorite toy, not Barbie. Yeh, I wanted to be an engineer, but that didn’t work out (if you know me, you know the story behind that). Still, I conclude that I am a geek at heart but not a nerd, JT! lol
Five more days until my new job starts. I’m getting a wee bit excited.
My friend, Terenie, sent this to me in an email. I really don’t care if the Rams come back this season or not. They are probably losing on purpose anyway.. good draft pick, the game is rigged, etc. I’m sure this pissed of my bestfriend though:
It’s all sad, but true:
Q. What’s the difference between the St Louis Rams and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q. How do you keep a St Louis Rams player out off your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A. Edward D. Jones Dome – they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn’t East St. Louis have a professional football team?
A. Because then St. Louis would want one.
Q. Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.
Q. What’s the difference between the St Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The St Louis Rams.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the St Louis Rams are going to run the football?
A. Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
I saw a link to this on Tasha’s site:
You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you’re a cutie.
That’s thanks to your ghetto booty.
You’ve got a ass that looks like it’s black.
And color doesn’t matter, because baby got back.
What Ass Do *You* Have??
