Friday Five
Friday, July 18th, 2003 at 3:07 am · 19 views
Warning: This is going to be a dull Friday Five because I do not feel like giving out details for these answers mmkay.
1. When was the last time you cheated?
I have never cheated on my significant other.
2. When was the last time you stole?
Something minor, but I take extra packs of jelly from the cafeteria for my sandwich everyday. I see no point in having to pay extra money for packs of
jelly!!
3. When was the last time you lied?
I do not really remember… I detest lying, so I do my best to not to lie myself. Not even white lies.
4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another’s property?
I have never vandalized any property. I missed out on a lot as a youngin :/
5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
A few months ago.
The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?”
Suzie raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
“Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzie?”
Suzie replied, “… Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!”
“What a wonderful answer!” the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think it’s your legs”.
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?”
Little Johnny said, “Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ‘O God, I’m coming!’ If Dad hadn’t had her pinned down, we’d have lost her.”
The Nun fainted …
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