Earthlink Versus SBC
I’m switching my DSL service providers from Earthlink to SBC. I never thought I would go with SBC Yahoo! (formerly known as Southwestern Bell–at least here in St. Louis), but their current promotion sounds pretty good. UPS delivered my SBC package today, but I was at work. I miss having a REAL mailbox, but here in the city in a four-family flat, my mailbox is tiny. Very frustrating. Normally, I would have them redeliver and leave it in (a real) mailbox. But you can’t put shit in a mailbox that is no bigger than this wallet (note I love Coach).
So as I wave goodbye to Earthlink, I shall shed no tears. There customer service is whack and their techs are idiots. The only postive thing coming out of Earthlink DSL was that my service ha only been done about eight times in a two year duration.
In a couple of days, I’ll see if I made a good decision or not.
But nothing can be worse than dial-up, right?
A young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?” “No,” she says, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor says. “Your finger is broken.”