Daddy Has a Big Belly
Tuesday, April 29th, 2003 at 3:04 am · 49 views
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks’ “What were you and dad doing? ”
The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”
“You’re wasting your time.” says the boy.
“Why is that? his mom asked, puzzled.
“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up”.
An airplane was going down & everybody knew they would crash in the ocean below. The rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts on every diamond she has on her body! The passengers all look at her and say what are you doing?
She says “When we are in the ocean my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the first one they find.
Then another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar bills! The passengers all look at her, and say what are you doing?
She says, “When we are in the ocean the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me first!!
Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!! All the passengers look at her and ask, “What are you doing?”
The black lady says… “GIRL!!!!!, you know they always look for the black box first!!
and then:
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush”, “Dick”, and “Colon”. Need I say more?”
