I must be out of my high yella mind because I could have sworn I just heard someone outside yelling “Ruuuuuuubeeeeen.” Now don’t no damn Rubens live on my block. Granted I choose not to associate myself with my neighbors because more than half of them look like crackheads. Even if they aren’t on crack they sure do look the part. Too damn well if you ask me. Now that I think about it I’m sure she was yelling Ruben’s name all the way down the street like a strung out fiend. Maybe she’s celebrating and is as happy as Vina and I were the other night. But wait this lady is two days late on celebration so I know she gots to smokin some crack.

Speaking of crack, why did I learn the other day that crackheads be smoking that shit out of some antennas? When I heard that, my jaw fell half way to the floor. My jaw didn’t completely drop because truthfully a crackhead will think up some crazy shit so when it comes down to it, I ain’t really that surprised. But an antennae? WTF I cracked up for a good five minutes trying to picture that sit. I repeated, “An antennae?” Dude was like, “Yeah, you know… like your radio antennae.” I laughed my ass off for another five minutes non-stop.

On to the Friday Five:

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?

Colgate Baking Soda & Peroxide Whitening with Tarter Control.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?

Quilted Northern or Charmin.

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?

Nike and Sketchers

4. What brand of soda do you drink?

Vess, Pepsi, A&W Cream Soda, Vanilla Coke, Sprite and 7up

5. What brand of gum do you chew?

Orbit Wintermint Gum.. mmmmmm. And I just feel like letting you know that I hate Juicy Fruit.

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