My theory is that there should be a channel on digital (or oogital if you bootleg your shit) cable or satellite that is strictly for cartoons from the 1980s. Next to the 1950s-60s when Looney Toons, Flinstones and Tom and Jerry came about, the 80s was the best cartoon era. The Smurfs, He-Man, She-Ra, Jem, Care Bears, TMNT, Thunder Cats, Voltron, Muppet Babies, Rainbow Brite, Dungeons and Dragons, Fraggle Rock (not really a cartoon, but you get the point), Inspector Gadget and I cannot leave out Transformers!! There are plenty of other classic cartoons, but these were my favorite of my generation. Every Saturday morning, I turn on the local channels (and a few satellite channels) and all of the cartoons are CRAP (excluding Dora the Explorer, Rugrats, Batman and X-Men Evolution). Sponge Bob sucks ass, that’s all I have to see. The CARTOON part of the show is fine, but I don’t see the comedy in the real world part with a sponge on a stick *smh* Yu-Gi-Oh! is nothing but a path to the devil for young children. That show has way too many demonic implications for younger children. And Pokemon… I’m not going to get into what I think of that show.

To networks such as, the Cartoon Network (btw.. what the hell?), I know that you make an effort to show our classic cartoons, but why not branch off like MTV did with MTV2 and have a channel with only 80s cartoons? I don’t want to see The Jetsons, followed by Dragonball Z and the Power Puff Girls. ONLY 80s cartoons.. the real cartoons. So what Smurfette was a whore and the only female amongst hundreds of horny, blue males. The Smurfs were still great!

80s cartoons on DirecTV, please now.

I want my future children to see real cartoons.

Something made me go to cjb.net the other day, because I could have sworn that I owned nexy.cjb.net. I guess not, because that sure does not look like my homepage from 1996. Or perhaps they cancel your site if you don’t use it in a long time. Those were the days when everyone used cjb.net to mask www.angelfire.com/mo/rAsHaAnswOrlD (*note* that wasn’t really my URL, but it was something similar to it) Oh well.

My Bloginality is ISTJ!!!

I am currently 25 years old and:

61 years 3 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 86
57 years 8 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 82
53 years 7 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 78
46 years 4 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 71
44 years 2 months younger than Larry King, age 69
38 years 0 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 63
34 years 7 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 59
31 years 7 months younger than George W. Bush, age 56
26 years 6 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 51
22 years 3 months younger than Bill Gates, age 47
17 years 5 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 42
11 years 7 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 36
7 years 6 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 32
2 years 1 month younger than Tiger Woods, age 27
4 years 5 months older than Prince William, age 20

and I was:

23 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
21 years old on the first day of Y2K
19 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
17 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
16 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
15 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
12 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
11 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
8 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
5 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
5 years old during Sally Ride’s travel in space
3 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
a 1 year old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began

Wanna try it out?

I guess I’m not the only one who doesn’t care for Michael Moore.