Water Theme


Here is the current theme of missnexus.com:

http://themes.wordpress.net/columns/2-columns/715/water-10/

Test Run:

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Viral Video Chart


The world’s most talked about videos…currently tracking YouTube, MySpace and Google Video.

I can see this as a site that I may visit from time to time. Catch some videos that a million others didn’t flood my inbox with already.

What do you think?

http://www.viralvideochart.com/

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25 Peeps


Get me on the front page of 25Peeps.com

Click here.

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Blogshares User Graphs


B$ Networth

B$ Sigma

B$ CombiGraph

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Psycho Test


Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has gotten it right-including me.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

(Give this some thought before you answer).

Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn’t answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless that will tick you off, then I’ll just be extra nice to you from now on.

Be sure to share the test.

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BMT Speedy Delivery


No I didn’t say BLT, for a (turkey) bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich.

On Friday, William had a BMT Bilateral Myringotomy With Tubes and an Adenoidectomy (references here and here. The surgery went very well and the reason why I said speedy delivery in the title is because the procedure only takes 30 minutes. I was truly amazed at how fast the surgery is and how many the doctor does each day. The nurses told JT and I that the doctor has an average of 15 per day but on that particular day he had 11. Wow.

I was very thankful that my mom and JT’s sister were there for support. Our prayers were answered… William woke up fighting the nurses and was drinking apple juice within an hour. There was another child there named H. who had the same surgery but was not doing so well afterwards. He had to stay on oxygen because he could not breath on his own. I pray that he recuperated well.

My mom is helping out a great deal by spending the entire weekend over our house. William’s appetite is strong but he has been a bit needy… as expected. Keisha stayed strong throughout the day and held her brother’s hand on the way home from the hospital.

We look forward to seeing William have an easier time breathing throughout the night and elimination of fluid in the ear so his hearing can be 100%.

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UPS or CPR?


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Keep Your Mouth Shut


On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, “If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!”

That’s when she shot him!

You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut…..

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The Guys Rules


JT sent this craziness to me:

The Guys Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear “the rules” from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. en are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. ou don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache/stomach ache that lasts for 2 years is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something o tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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DUI Stop


Interesting if this is real…

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